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My Dear Wife, 
The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. You support the teams that I support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Daily tv soaps provided actors and actresses Are wearing football shirts and they are in
Brazil.
7. You don't just pass in front of the TV if i'm watching football, you better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for football.
10. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing.
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup.
12.If you miss the line up please ask, 'who is that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify.
Thank you,

Setelah masak, terus crochet,eeeh si mamih pengen nyoba sesuatu yang baru.Something new gitu laah.
Dan kali ini berhubungan dengan oleh raga.Secara mamih sudah memasuki  umur 40 tahun, atau kepala empat, terus terang mamih udah denger tentang aneka macam penyakit yang bersifat degeneratif. Yaah biasalah, kalo nggak diabetes, kolesterol apalagi denger-denger perempuan juga terkena osteoporosis.
Naaah, karena porsi menggerakkan badan mamih rasa masih kurang, akhirnya mamih pun memutuskan untuk berlatih tennis.
Naah kenapa tennis?Karena mamih agak males kalo disuruh ikut senam seperti ibu2 lainnya.Secara kalo ibu_ibu kumpul itu agendanya ada dua, jualan tupperware ato bergossip ria.Naah kalo tennis, biasanya diadakan out door sehingga dijamin jarang ada ibu2 yang betah berlama-lama









Alhasil mamih pun ikut bergabung sebagai seorang pemula di lapangan tennis deket rumah.Pak pelatih yang baik mengajarkan mamih bener2 dari awal.Selain pak pelatih, anak-anak pak pelatih juga suka membantu melatih mamih.Malah istrinya pak pelatih, bu Heri ,juga suka tennis dan sering nongkrong bareng di lapangan.

Dan mulailah mamih mengenal istilah-istilah baru,backhan,forehand, jenis pukulan yang solid.pokoknya all about tennis.
Dan mamihpun mulai terpaksa lari sana lari sini ngejar-ngejar bola.hi.hi. hi lumayan buat nyari keringet